Foxboro, MA - With the playoffs on the line, the mighty Penguins pulled-off what might be one of the most lopsided ties in hockey history. Dominating the entire game, The Herd were no match for the Penguins, which was obvious from the Herd's players faces as they left the rink.
"I've never felt so all alone," claimed Sam Peeman, longtime center for the Herd. "Those guys are amazing and proved that they are the team to beat. I only wish the results turned out differently. They really tied us good!"
The Penguins struck early and often, which resulted in goals in the 1st and 3rd periods by the only two guys on the hockey team with cool nicknames; Youngblood and Sniper. This scoring barrage allowed the other Penguins players (whose nicknames are really just based on their last names) to continue dominating the game and break The Herd's backs with the tie.
"It was decisive," admitted Hombre Del Huevo (who actually also has a cool nickname, which should have been mentioned in the previous paragraph). "We decisively tied that game and struck fear into the hearts of our opponents and the league. We don't like to talk smack, but we tied the [expletive] out of those mother-[expletive]!"
The fan went crazy in the stands when the final buzzer sounded and the Penguins raised their arms in neutrality. This tie puts the Penguins in the run for the playoffs, and proves that they are the team to beat.
"Two-two, three-three, it does not matter," stated Sherwood. "A tie is a tie, and we actually felt bad for the Herd. Hell, some of their players got hurt in warm-ups, just knowing we could tie them at will. We can tie them any time we want, and this gives us the edge going forward."
The Penguins move into the bye week at 1-2-1, and have two weeks to enjoy the greatest tie in hockey history!
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