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Friday, April 9, 2010

Youngblood Arrested

Walpole Cedar Junction - Youngblood was arrested earlier this morning, the charges have not been released at this time. A source close to the Penguins hockey team indicated that 'his mustache was so sick, he just got arrested'.

"What we have here is a clear violation of Youngblood's inalienable rights as a human being," stated Bud Love, Penguins attorney. "We cannot confirm at this time the allegations surrounding Youngblood's mustache being partly to blame. What I can say is that the Penguins will stop a NOTHING to get Youngblood out...unless of course another ringer can be found before next season."

The Penguins will hold a press conference this afternoon.

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