Plainville, MA – At the prime of his career, Chris ‘Hombre Del Huevo’ Eighmy has decided to hang-up his skates and call it quits on the ice. Plagued by back problems and financial woes, Hombre Del Huevo (HDH) has decided to move on from the Penguins hockey and leave the skating behind.
“I would have liked to have gone out on a positive note,” admitted HDH, who was incapacitated for the fateful last game of the playoffs. “Unfortunately I was hurt, and I could not be there for my team. If I could change that I would. Now I just need to move on, and announce my departure from the Penguins.”
According to Craig’s List, the Grande Huevo sold his equipment trying to make enough money for a down-payment on a new motorcycle.
“Look,” he continued. “It is just time to move on. I enrolled in the motorcycle safety course next weekend, and plan on buying a motorcycle within the coming weeks. Selling the equipment was the only way to make that happen.”
Although friends attempted to get him to reconsider his decision, there was no changing Jefe Del Huevo’s mind. The Penguins will have to go without the Eggman from now on.
“I’ll get in touch with everyone soon,” stated the weary HDH. “For now, I just want them to know it was a lot of fun, and maybe we can hook-up for a beer or something. Enjoy the season!”
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