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Thursday, January 14, 2010

Top 10 things to do during the Bye week:

10 - Put down your porn and provide your address, phone and age info to steve t for the NESHL (i.e., curchin???)

9 - Take another team photo

8 - Watch game film of the maple leafs

7 - Setup the fish-tank you got in exchange for your truck on Craig's List

6 - Pack a cooler and watch the other D+/C- team games that do not have a bye week

5 - Have a seamstress add mesh material to your team jersey so it is not so tight

4 - Collect your paycheck...from August

3 - Use a black magic marker to x-out or draw mustaches on Cronin and Hickey's face on the team photo

2 - Look for Jimmy Hoffa's and Mike Mearn's body under Giant's Stadium

1 - Get veneers for your broken teeth

1 comment:

  1. Haha! I particularly like number 1: get veneers for your broken teeth. Best of luck with that. . .

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