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Monday, January 25, 2010

Provo Penguins Movie Review - No Country for Old Men

As the screen faded to black, and the credits began to roll, the thoughts that came to mind after watching the critically acclaimed film 'No Country for Old Men' were endless:

1) What the #@$!@!??
2) How about an f'n point!
3) I can't believe I just wasted 2.5 hours of my life!
4) Who is the asshole that recommended this movie to me?!

This dark, stupid movie had no point at all. Supposedly a movie about morality, the movie actually was about 'nothing'...except maybe how a guy can go around killing people, with a giant gas canister that shoots air or something stupid through people's heads. Tommy Lee Jones played an insignificant role, with a crappy southern drawl that you can't understand. The only thing Tommy Lee Jones' character did was follow the murderer around...and mumble stupid stuff throughout the movie.

Here is the movie plot - some white-trash guy stumbles upon a drug deal that ended in everyone getting killed. He finds money and takes it. A freak runs around and kills everyone, including the white-trash guy, and his wife. In the end, he gets into a car crash and breaks his arm.

F'n great! Great movie! Holy Sh*t...he breaks his arm! This is amazing -maybe throw in a nice bone bruise next time, you stupid f'n donkeys!

I almost forgot to mention that Woody Harrelson plays a guy that does nothing but gets killed. WOW!!! The only thing good about the movie is that it finally ended. In case you are unsure of how I really feel, the movie SUCKED!

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