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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Penguins Play Pointless Hockey

Top 8 reasons Provo Penguins played a point-free game:

8 - No one likes a team that wins all the time
7 - The team wanted to make the blog updates easy this week so no points or penalties
6 - Penguins wanted to 'lull' analog into thinking they were better! Wait until next game!
5 - The team didn't want to shock Boomer with points on his first game back
4 - 'Tis the season to be giving, so the Penguins gave Analog all the points
3 - The team wanted to prove to the sponsor that they can 'handle a loss'...or 3 losses in a row...
2 - The Penguins are just setting themselves up for a better bracket in the playoffs
1 - With the holidays black-out dates, we couldn't use the points anyway

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