Wrentham, Ma. - With a limited ability to read and write, two local Wrentham brothers have just realized that they have been working for free for the past few months. The two men had been slaving away, only to find out they will not be getting paid anytime soon.
"The sign was supposed to say 'Will work for Food'," sheepishly admitted the older brothers. "But my idiot brother can't spell, so the sign says 'Will work for Free'. If I weren't so high I would cry."
According to sources, the two men had strapped themselves to a telephone pole in downtown Wrentham during the summer, holding up their sign, stating that they were looking for work. A local landscaper took them up on their offer to work for free, and has put them to work mowing lawns for the summer.
"My brother made the [expletive] sign for God's sake," explained the younger brother. "He keeps saying that I did, and that is a [expletive] lie! I can spell and so can my older brother when he is not stoned! Because of that a-hole, I can't afford to go to my hundredth Phish concert!"
What makes matters worse is that the owner of the landscaping company is now asking for the two brothers to pay him money.
"They were the ones that were willing to work for free," their manager explained. "I thought it was stupid, but hell, who can't use free help? But all they did was argue and chase each other around with the mowers all summer. The way I see it, they owe me money for all the jobs I lost because of them."
The two men would not comment on their manager's statement, however, both were seen as of yesterday back in Wrentham. This time they were holding up a sign that said 'Will work for Fruit'.
"Fruit?! The [expletive] sign now says 'Fruit'?!!!," yelled the younger brother, who body slammed his older brother to the ground. "Food asshole...it's supposed to say Food!"
The identity of the two men is unknown, however, local residents in the street kept yelling 'Rudy...Rudy...Rudy..." as they walked by.
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