Loaded with talent and alcohol, the Whalers took the first game of the season against the Icebreakers with a score of 6-3. The Whalers came off the bench ready to play, and jumped ahead with goals from the young-gun Sean Hickey, and veteran forward Matt Dimock.
"Venereal Warts?" Wondered Hickey after the game. "Who comes up with this crap? I came to play tonight, and if people want to write garbage in their blogs so be it. I'll do my talking on the ice...and in homeroom when my 8th grade teacher allows it."
Hickey ended the night with two goals and assist, answering his naysayers and Venereal Warts clinics comments earlier in the week. Dimock, who hadn't seen the outside of a penalty box all last season, ripped one past the Icebreakers goalie, proving once again that smart playing coupled with the anger management class he is now taking, will lead to great things.
In the second period, the Icebreakers knotted the game at 2-2, a tie that would only last for a few minutes. The Whalers went on a three goal tear, with contributions from Hickey, Tragakis and Cronin.
"I didn't see much," commented FNG Lutfy. "I was too busy vomitting into my helmet. Hell, I haven't skated in three years, and then to jump into a D+ level league, its crazy. These guys are serious, I only wish I hadn't eaten at the Chinese Restaurant that Bilbo recommended."
The final goal came in the third period, by a founding member of the OML (Old Man Line), Bill 'Bilbo' Reposo, which gave the Whalers a 6-3 lead and the win.
"Eh, yea good, no?" Admitted Bilbo after the game. "Goal too, heh?"
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