Penguins / Analog Skate to a Tie

Despite the one man wrecking machine, also known as Sean Hickey, who had a hat-trick on the night, the Penguins were unable to break the 4-4 tie with Analog. Matt Dimock also had a goal with an assist from both Tom Sherwood and Bill Raposo.

"I guess we had our sticks on the puck at the same time when we passed it to Dimock," commented Sherwood, who was referencing how both he and Raposo had an assist on the goal. "We call it Broke-Back hockey, because we are really close when we skate. I don't know why we wear separate pants sometimes."

The Penguins are now 2-1-2 on the season, and are in a great position to make a run in the division.
"This is exactly where we want to be," commented Ryan Curchin, who had THREE assists (that's right, THREE (3) assists) last week against a short-handed Eagle Brook team. "Well, I think it's where we want to be. To be honest, I'm not sure exactly where we are, but did you see my three assists last week against Eagle Brook?"

Where the Penguins are, is in the top third of the Lemelin Division, and with upcoming match-ups against the Scorpions, who are just above them in the standings. A win next week, would put them on par with the top three teams of the C- division.

"We can't take anything for granted," Penguins forward Mike Mearn said. "The Scorpions are a good team, and that means we cannot take them lightly. I made the mistake of taking a four-week old bowl of chicken salad too lightly before the game, and that crap has been coming out every orifice ever since."

If the sponsorship money is used affectively, the Penguins may be able to get 'both' referees on their side of the ice. Right now, only the round referee is somewhat neutral. The referee that looks like the magician from Frosty the Snowman however, remains an enigma.

"An enigma?" Questioned Penguins Captain Egg-man. "He [expletive] hates us! How is that considered a [expletive] enigma? The guy penalizes our guys for high-sticking when they are on the bench. He is a [expletive], [expletive] , [expletive] , [expletive]!!!"